Come on Wealth Games

Why is everyone so vexed with the organizing committee of the CWG? They have put up an amazing job within five years. They truly need a standing ovation for their supreme piece of work the "CWG". I do not understand why all the news channels are so negative in their thought process about the CWG. Haven't the ever heard Manish, spokesperson of Congress speak? Thats how every Indian should feel. No matter how deep are you in a whirlpool of shit just ignore all that and put on your India T-Shirt and cheer for our doped weightlifters.

I would like to dedicate my post to him and list down the positives and the deep thought process which occurred in the background.

1) What's the fuss about the hygiene at the games Village. It is not due to the carelessness of Mr. Kalmadi but it was his idea to give all the overseas players a flavor of India. It is all because of the foreign tourists who are so amazed to see the poor, hungry and naked India that Mr. Kalmadi decided to bring it at the athletes doorstep.

2) The Oz : Dont you dare comment on the security issues in India. Have you ever heard of the name KASAB? Do you know what kind of security we provide even to a terrorist? So shut the fuck up and go eat some Kangaroo shit.

3) The UK : Now these guys are being totally unreasonable. They did not have any problem being in India 200 yrs ago even when we did not want them to be and now all of a sudden being in Delhi for 2 weeks has become inhabitable for them.

4) BBC : whats your problem with the Toilet seats. Kalmadi uncle is spending Rs. 3500/- on the paper with which the players are going to wipe their asses. THREE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED RUPEES. Get it? Half of the population here don't even earn that much in a month. You should be glad that your players don't have to line up beside the Nizamuddin railway track.

5) The false ceiling episode. OK I admit this is where we screwed up but it was not intentional. It was just a typing error. Kalmadi wanted a false ceiling but he misspelled it as FALLS ceiling and the contractors gave one. Whats the big deal. You know the "To err is human and blah blah" saying right?

6) What is wrong with dogs on your beds? You Europeans are the ones who are so obsessed with pets. You are ready to lick drool off your pup's mouth but you cant stand Indian dogs on your beds. Huh. Moreover it is going to be our national animal after we kill all our Tigers. we have even started a reverse countdown with MS Dhoni hosting the show.

7) Corruption is not an issue in India. More over when it is called Common Wealth it's wealth is destined to be into the pockets of our organizers.

8) Every Indian should take inspiration from Sheila Dixit who in turn looks up to the Brand ambassador Aamir Khan as the eternal Guru. His motto being ALL IZ WELL has worked wonders at the box office. Mrs. Dixit is also following the same policy no matter what happens, she is hopeful that everything will fall in place just with an Aal is well song.

9) Paan Stains : This is what we call art. If you do not have an eye for it ignore it but do not dare to criticize it. Do you think the only artist we had was Mr. Hussain who could only think of people and goddesses naked? We have an artist in every household. The organizing committee is even planning to introduce a new sport : athletes need to spit on a target 10 meters away.

10 ) Last but not the least , this our only chance to win as many medals as we can. With most of the athletes withdrawing from the games we can easily top the medal tally. It would be a proud moment for the nation. So stop criticizing the games and support our players. It would be really embarrassing if our athletes do not win even after Kalmadi has eliminated half the competition.

PS: When will Rehman come out of the Jai Ho fever and start working? The theme song sux. Rather have the Munni Badnaam hui track as the theme.