Islamohobia

Saffron White Green. Our Tricolor. Religious Symbolism : Hindu-Peace-Muslim. What a great thought. A democratic and secular nation where one can practice their religion freely in an atmosphere of brotherhood
OR in other words "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE".

Throughout the post I am going to be cynical about the Stereotype Muslims of the world.

I find it strange that most of the conflicts around the world involve Muslims. May be they are oppressed worldwide or they are damn belligerent. I have decided to write down the top 10 things which come to my mind.

1) Kashmir : No, India would not make Kashmir an Independent state. That would result into another Islamic country and we are already surrounded by two. We do not want a third one. NO there is nothing called kashmiri. First rehabilitate all the Pundits displaced from the valley. Then ask them to have as many kids as possible then India might think of Kashmir. Whats with these guys someone burns the Quran in USA and they protest in Kashmir and want a separate country?

2) Zakir Naik : Who the hell sucked his blood out and why does he behave like a walking talking index of the Quran and Bhagwat Gita? Is he and Burkha Dutt having an affair? Will someone tell her that he is not the reincarnation of Mother Teressa.

3) Indians supporting Pakistan during a cricket match. "We appreciate their cricket" " They play amazing" "There is nothing anti national about that". Cut the crap. C mon guys you would be in love with Serena williams if her name were Sheikh Serena. So support Yuvi even if he weighs 120Kg or shut then F*** up.

4) Youtube : What's with the "Islam will conquer the world" videos. Are you kidding me? Have ever heard of the word JEW? We can classify all human beings in 4 categories. 1) Who make these videos. 2. Who watch these videos and abuse each other in the comments. 3. Who dont give a shit. 4. Who is writing this shit.

5) Celebs : SRK, Salman, Inzy . whats with the Inshallah after every four words you speak. We know what Khan from the epiglottis means. Have you ever seen Ranbir Kapoor say Hey Ram ,that was a nice movie. Or Sachin say "Ganapathi bappa, I scored a century".

6) Women : Ya they are called Women. Not child producing machines. Give them some freedom boys. Let them wear whatever they like. And who is that woman who wants to wear the veil in France? She seriously needs to go to a shopping mall. PS : Taking a group photo while wearing burqas is senseless.

7) Polygamy : Why do you get to marry 4 and others just one?

8) Co-existence : Yes its called co existence. Why do they want everyone in the world to follow Islam. Why co-existence is not in their dictionary?

9) You cant have a mosque in Ayodha till there is a temple and a Church in Mecca.

10) What is this Fatwa anyway? Can we have a facebook app on it. Imagine my wall will look like Rahul has fatwaad Raj. Do you want to fatwa too? Click here.

The other religions also have their senseless steroetype I would write a post this as well.

Above all,
I adore the common man of India be it a Muslim or a Hindu or of any other religion who doesn't care about all this and works hard to earn his bread and plays his role in the society.

The Kashmir protests on the Quran burning has triggered me to write this.