Vacation.. wt a pleasing english word. And most of the vacations start or end in the same way: A Train Journey. Train, Probably the best and the least boring way to travel a thousand kms.
This is where we meet people who are specimens of the abnormal creation of God forced upon us to share our journey for a day. I have had quite a pissing experiences while travelling alone or with friends.
What is the first thing guyz do when they get on a train ? Go check the chart to check out for any F with age 16-24 anywhere near your berth. But wt can we do about it. GOD is so cruel. why does he do to us. Arent thr any gals left in that age group in India? STOP Female foeticide..STOP Female foeticide..STOP Female foeticide..
So stupid of us to expect hot model like gals travel with us in a 2nd sleeper that too in summer. This is wt we are good at. Optimism. Soon we understand No Luck is better than BAD luck.
Thats when the loud families with shrill voices step into our coupe. The loud aunties make sure that your ears ring for a day after you get down the train. Screaming at their kids. Chinti idhar aao. wahaan mat jao. khaana khao. Its even more pissing when you dont even understand the language. pogadam illa. vonga pottini. Bull shit. You feel like tearing off your shirt and shout loud to the mummies. Either you let the kids play or u shud have used some rubber at the right time.
There are yet another standard irritating passengers. The one's who wont swap berths for their RAC reservation. This raises your temper off the charts. How come some one not take 2 berths in exchange for their one berth. The reason they gave was even more interestting.Uncle: we cant move our luggage? We:We will bring your luggage uncle. Aunty:I cant walk till thr. Imagine they are ready to pack themselves in half a berth and not exchange it for two.
The third type is the most dangerous when you are travelling alone. These are the gurus of life. They are old people who feel pity for us. They enlighten our sorry asses about how to fight life, devote to god or some baba, or wtever which you are not interested in.
Among all this why is not even once does it happen that there is a pretty gal travelling along. If this never happens, then all movies showing such co incidences should be banned for fraud. On behalf of all the guys I ask the gals not to travel in groups. Travel alone on train that too SL class.
3 comments:
agree completely and was thinking in these lines to write a post but lazyness beat me in this regard :)
so very true that I stopped checking the charts for girls these days. Taken for granted that there wont be any in my compartment, in my next compartment and the next next one too.
My post on this issue will be coming sooner ;)
Came across ur blog just today..its really surprising that u have been making such big posts.. :)
read all of them together..
reminded me of all those talks u had with our batch..nice feeling
continue blogging..
Its not about gals ( i mean gals whom u can refer to as gals type ) nt travelling in sleeper... its our damned luck.. even of we take a business class... we ll hv an unvle sitting beside us...
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