Why is everyone so vexed with the organizing committee of the CWG? They have put up an amazing job within five years. They truly need a standing ovation for their supreme piece of work the "CWG". I do not understand why all the news channels are so negative in their thought process about the CWG. Haven't the ever heard Manish, spokesperson of Congress speak? Thats how every Indian should feel. No matter how deep are you in a whirlpool of shit just ignore all that and put on your India T-Shirt and cheer for our doped weightlifters.
I would like to dedicate my post to him and list down the positives and the deep thought process which occurred in the background.
1) What's the fuss about the hygiene at the games Village. It is not due to the carelessness of Mr. Kalmadi but it was his idea to give all the overseas players a flavor of India. It is all because of the foreign tourists who are so amazed to see the poor, hungry and naked India that Mr. Kalmadi decided to bring it at the athletes doorstep.
2) The Oz : Dont you dare comment on the security issues in India. Have you ever heard of the name KASAB? Do you know what kind of security we provide even to a terrorist? So shut the fuck up and go eat some Kangaroo shit.
3) The UK : Now these guys are being totally unreasonable. They did not have any problem being in India 200 yrs ago even when we did not want them to be and now all of a sudden being in Delhi for 2 weeks has become inhabitable for them.
4) BBC : whats your problem with the Toilet seats. Kalmadi uncle is spending Rs. 3500/- on the paper with which the players are going to wipe their asses. THREE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED RUPEES. Get it? Half of the population here don't even earn that much in a month. You should be glad that your players don't have to line up beside the Nizamuddin railway track.
5) The false ceiling episode. OK I admit this is where we screwed up but it was not intentional. It was just a typing error. Kalmadi wanted a false ceiling but he misspelled it as FALLS ceiling and the contractors gave one. Whats the big deal. You know the "To err is human and blah blah" saying right?
6) What is wrong with dogs on your beds? You Europeans are the ones who are so obsessed with pets. You are ready to lick drool off your pup's mouth but you cant stand Indian dogs on your beds. Huh. Moreover it is going to be our national animal after we kill all our Tigers. we have even started a reverse countdown with MS Dhoni hosting the show.
7) Corruption is not an issue in India. More over when it is called Common Wealth it's wealth is destined to be into the pockets of our organizers.
8) Every Indian should take inspiration from Sheila Dixit who in turn looks up to the Brand ambassador Aamir Khan as the eternal Guru. His motto being ALL IZ WELL has worked wonders at the box office. Mrs. Dixit is also following the same policy no matter what happens, she is hopeful that everything will fall in place just with an Aal is well song.
9) Paan Stains : This is what we call art. If you do not have an eye for it ignore it but do not dare to criticize it. Do you think the only artist we had was Mr. Hussain who could only think of people and goddesses naked? We have an artist in every household. The organizing committee is even planning to introduce a new sport : athletes need to spit on a target 10 meters away.
10 ) Last but not the least , this our only chance to win as many medals as we can. With most of the athletes withdrawing from the games we can easily top the medal tally. It would be a proud moment for the nation. So stop criticizing the games and support our players. It would be really embarrassing if our athletes do not win even after Kalmadi has eliminated half the competition.
PS: When will Rehman come out of the Jai Ho fever and start working? The theme song sux. Rather have the Munni Badnaam hui track as the theme.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Islamohobia
Saffron White Green. Our Tricolor. Religious Symbolism : Hindu-Peace-Muslim. What a great thought. A democratic and secular nation where one can practice their religion freely in an atmosphere of brotherhood
OR in other words "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE".
Throughout the post I am going to be cynical about the Stereotype Muslims of the world.
I find it strange that most of the conflicts around the world involve Muslims. May be they are oppressed worldwide or they are damn belligerent. I have decided to write down the top 10 things which come to my mind.
1) Kashmir : No, India would not make Kashmir an Independent state. That would result into another Islamic country and we are already surrounded by two. We do not want a third one. NO there is nothing called kashmiri. First rehabilitate all the Pundits displaced from the valley. Then ask them to have as many kids as possible then India might think of Kashmir. Whats with these guys someone burns the Quran in USA and they protest in Kashmir and want a separate country?
2) Zakir Naik : Who the hell sucked his blood out and why does he behave like a walking talking index of the Quran and Bhagwat Gita? Is he and Burkha Dutt having an affair? Will someone tell her that he is not the reincarnation of Mother Teressa.
3) Indians supporting Pakistan during a cricket match. "We appreciate their cricket" " They play amazing" "There is nothing anti national about that". Cut the crap. C mon guys you would be in love with Serena williams if her name were Sheikh Serena. So support Yuvi even if he weighs 120Kg or shut then F*** up.
4) Youtube : What's with the "Islam will conquer the world" videos. Are you kidding me? Have ever heard of the word JEW? We can classify all human beings in 4 categories. 1) Who make these videos. 2. Who watch these videos and abuse each other in the comments. 3. Who dont give a shit. 4. Who is writing this shit.
5) Celebs : SRK, Salman, Inzy . whats with the Inshallah after every four words you speak. We know what Khan from the epiglottis means. Have you ever seen Ranbir Kapoor say Hey Ram ,that was a nice movie. Or Sachin say "Ganapathi bappa, I scored a century".
6) Women : Ya they are called Women. Not child producing machines. Give them some freedom boys. Let them wear whatever they like. And who is that woman who wants to wear the veil in France? She seriously needs to go to a shopping mall. PS : Taking a group photo while wearing burqas is senseless.
7) Polygamy : Why do you get to marry 4 and others just one?
8) Co-existence : Yes its called co existence. Why do they want everyone in the world to follow Islam. Why co-existence is not in their dictionary?
9) You cant have a mosque in Ayodha till there is a temple and a Church in Mecca.
10) What is this Fatwa anyway? Can we have a facebook app on it. Imagine my wall will look like Rahul has fatwaad Raj. Do you want to fatwa too? Click here.
The other religions also have their senseless steroetype I would write a post this as well.
Above all,
I adore the common man of India be it a Muslim or a Hindu or of any other religion who doesn't care about all this and works hard to earn his bread and plays his role in the society.
The Kashmir protests on the Quran burning has triggered me to write this.
OR in other words "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE".
Throughout the post I am going to be cynical about the Stereotype Muslims of the world.
I find it strange that most of the conflicts around the world involve Muslims. May be they are oppressed worldwide or they are damn belligerent. I have decided to write down the top 10 things which come to my mind.
1) Kashmir : No, India would not make Kashmir an Independent state. That would result into another Islamic country and we are already surrounded by two. We do not want a third one. NO there is nothing called kashmiri. First rehabilitate all the Pundits displaced from the valley. Then ask them to have as many kids as possible then India might think of Kashmir. Whats with these guys someone burns the Quran in USA and they protest in Kashmir and want a separate country?
2) Zakir Naik : Who the hell sucked his blood out and why does he behave like a walking talking index of the Quran and Bhagwat Gita? Is he and Burkha Dutt having an affair? Will someone tell her that he is not the reincarnation of Mother Teressa.
3) Indians supporting Pakistan during a cricket match. "We appreciate their cricket" " They play amazing" "There is nothing anti national about that". Cut the crap. C mon guys you would be in love with Serena williams if her name were Sheikh Serena. So support Yuvi even if he weighs 120Kg or shut then F*** up.
4) Youtube : What's with the "Islam will conquer the world" videos. Are you kidding me? Have ever heard of the word JEW? We can classify all human beings in 4 categories. 1) Who make these videos. 2. Who watch these videos and abuse each other in the comments. 3. Who dont give a shit. 4. Who is writing this shit.
5) Celebs : SRK, Salman, Inzy . whats with the Inshallah after every four words you speak. We know what Khan from the epiglottis means. Have you ever seen Ranbir Kapoor say Hey Ram ,that was a nice movie. Or Sachin say "Ganapathi bappa, I scored a century".
6) Women : Ya they are called Women. Not child producing machines. Give them some freedom boys. Let them wear whatever they like. And who is that woman who wants to wear the veil in France? She seriously needs to go to a shopping mall. PS : Taking a group photo while wearing burqas is senseless.
7) Polygamy : Why do you get to marry 4 and others just one?
8) Co-existence : Yes its called co existence. Why do they want everyone in the world to follow Islam. Why co-existence is not in their dictionary?
9) You cant have a mosque in Ayodha till there is a temple and a Church in Mecca.
10) What is this Fatwa anyway? Can we have a facebook app on it. Imagine my wall will look like Rahul has fatwaad Raj. Do you want to fatwa too? Click here.
The other religions also have their senseless steroetype I would write a post this as well.
Above all,
I adore the common man of India be it a Muslim or a Hindu or of any other religion who doesn't care about all this and works hard to earn his bread and plays his role in the society.
The Kashmir protests on the Quran burning has triggered me to write this.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Satyagraha : Non-violence or one-sided violence ?
Today I came across an article which questions the Father of the Nation "Mahatma Gandhi's" achievements and contribution to the freedom struggle of India.
The country has worshiped him as a god, praised him as a hero and followed him as a leader.
His struggle for the country and its people is beyond doubt. He motivated the oppressed Indians to raise their voice against the British rule and finally attain freedom. As we all know that he was a preacher of non-violence and satyagraha. He practiced what he preached. The rest of the country followed what he practiced. The philosophy of Satyagraha better known as the "laapha concept" in Munnabhai states that when your enemy fires a blow onto you, you should not retaliate but get ready for one more on the other side. This act of one would earn respect for you in the enemy's heart and would not oppress you any further.
Blowing some dust over our history text books I would reiterate the 1920 Non Cooperation movement. It shook the very foundation of the empire and Independence was very much in sight. But this was called off by Gandhiji due to a few incidents of violence in a few parts of the country. He was not ready to buy the nation's independence with violence. I am not sure whether the crores of Indians were ready for it. But if I were among them I would be game to slit any British throat I find.
Now the debatable questions arise.
Did we learn or earn anything by delaying our Independence by 25 years?
Were our leaders too idealistic?
What would India be now if we were Independent in 1925?
Would we still have a rogue Islamic state threatening peace to our country?
Would we have fought the WW II for Russia?
Was India really not ready for Independence or was the Nation forced to oblige to its leaders?
Would our leaders have been able to pull the strings to form a country as Patel did later?
Did we avoid any violence ?
Did we suffer even more than what a rebellion would have brought us?
So many open ended questions which can be argued for hours with out conclusion.
But one thing is for sure we did not attain Independence through Satyagraha. I don't think that we could induce any respect in the British towards us with the impractical idealogy. This was the perfect philosophy for great speeches and bestseller books but not for crores of starving freedom hungry people. 60 years then I still do not sense any signs of respect from England and after the Yuvraj's 6 sixes things may be even worse.
Nothing much can be done now. Past is past. The new age India is stuck up with new problems. A fucked up Pakistan, Sharad Pawar who is working hard to attain a world record for food inflation , Congress which wants 110% reservations, Mayawati who wants not only statues but her clones as well, NDTV which finds Tharoor's marriage more interesting than floods, Ishant Sharma who wants to be a batsman now, Akshay Kumar's Micromax ad, Nobel Peace( Peas .given the size of his efforts for it) Prize winner Obama passing remarks on Bangalore, the power cuts in Bangalore, BITS Pilani Placement In Charge DasGupta and many more to the never ending list....
NOTE: Personal Views. -> Offended/hurt ?? -> _|_
The country has worshiped him as a god, praised him as a hero and followed him as a leader.
His struggle for the country and its people is beyond doubt. He motivated the oppressed Indians to raise their voice against the British rule and finally attain freedom. As we all know that he was a preacher of non-violence and satyagraha. He practiced what he preached. The rest of the country followed what he practiced. The philosophy of Satyagraha better known as the "laapha concept" in Munnabhai states that when your enemy fires a blow onto you, you should not retaliate but get ready for one more on the other side. This act of one would earn respect for you in the enemy's heart and would not oppress you any further.
Blowing some dust over our history text books I would reiterate the 1920 Non Cooperation movement. It shook the very foundation of the empire and Independence was very much in sight. But this was called off by Gandhiji due to a few incidents of violence in a few parts of the country. He was not ready to buy the nation's independence with violence. I am not sure whether the crores of Indians were ready for it. But if I were among them I would be game to slit any British throat I find.
Now the debatable questions arise.
Did we learn or earn anything by delaying our Independence by 25 years?
Were our leaders too idealistic?
What would India be now if we were Independent in 1925?
Would we still have a rogue Islamic state threatening peace to our country?
Would we have fought the WW II for Russia?
Was India really not ready for Independence or was the Nation forced to oblige to its leaders?
Would our leaders have been able to pull the strings to form a country as Patel did later?
Did we avoid any violence ?
Did we suffer even more than what a rebellion would have brought us?
So many open ended questions which can be argued for hours with out conclusion.
But one thing is for sure we did not attain Independence through Satyagraha. I don't think that we could induce any respect in the British towards us with the impractical idealogy. This was the perfect philosophy for great speeches and bestseller books but not for crores of starving freedom hungry people. 60 years then I still do not sense any signs of respect from England and after the Yuvraj's 6 sixes things may be even worse.
Nothing much can be done now. Past is past. The new age India is stuck up with new problems. A fucked up Pakistan, Sharad Pawar who is working hard to attain a world record for food inflation , Congress which wants 110% reservations, Mayawati who wants not only statues but her clones as well, NDTV which finds Tharoor's marriage more interesting than floods, Ishant Sharma who wants to be a batsman now, Akshay Kumar's Micromax ad, Nobel Peace( Peas .given the size of his efforts for it) Prize winner Obama passing remarks on Bangalore, the power cuts in Bangalore, BITS Pilani Placement In Charge DasGupta and many more to the never ending list....
NOTE: Personal Views. -> Offended/hurt ?? -> _|_
Monday, June 21, 2010
Raavan : It doesnt deserve a tagline
I had watched Vedam last week which had a very strong storyline and script. But the movie was emotionally very disturbing. Though it looked like a remake of Mumbai meri jaan with 4-5 stories converging to a terrorist act, the script was very well written and one can really appreciate the effort of the director and all the actors. But the movie was not an entertainer nor an inspirational one. It just emotionally twists and nearly succeeds to water your eyes.
Anyways after such a heavy movie and the forgetful work at office I was desperate to see some masala blockbuster movie. Raavan was right on time. Mani ratnam, aishwarya, rehman, Jr. AB. The crew has the potential to recreate the magic of Guru and Dil se. I had already read a few negative reviews, but dint care assuming that they could not digest the simplicity and magic maniratnam creates.
Finally the movie begins. It starts with an effort to portray Beera's character as very brutal and merciless. I guess mani ratnam was trying to create the Bollywood version of Joker from The Dark Knight. Not to mention he failed miserably, but succeeded in making AB look like a Joker. Vikram should have taken some crash course in Hindi. But why the hell was he in the movie. Cant Money Ratnam afford to hire another actor who had big moustache and can shout loud without any reason? I guess it would not be that difficult. Aish though curvy looks good on screen but the script makes her presence on screen totally useless.
Finally the story. I guess mani ratnam spent all the money on exploring good locations and forgot to hire a script writer. Even Rakhi Sawant's dialogues when in front of the camera are better than in the movie. The movie looks a remake of ramanand sagar's ramayana with the exact same dialogues. Aishwarya talking to herself "tum kahaan ho dev" reminds me of rakhee's "Mere Karan Arjun aayenge". The story is absolutely tasteless. The movie does not even have good action sequences. I enjoyed the Simha slaughter more than this. Rehman's music proved to be average with the leftover tracks of Guru. The poor story makes the background scores ineffective and sometimes irritating as well. I have no idea how the Telugu version is but given this storyline u cant make a good movie in any language and with any actors. A thumbs down for the movie. 2.5/5. Dont waste bucks on this. Watch the karate kid or shrek instead.
Few Suggestions:-
Mani Ratnam: Hire a script writer next time.
A.R Rehman: It time you get out of the Jai Ho fever and get some new tunes.
Gulzar: Your lyrics were a torture, worse than pappa jag jayega.
Abhishek Bachan: Stop boasting about how hard you worked for this movie.
Vikram: Stay in the south Indian film industry. You ll do well there.
Govinda: Cant suggest anything. Finally you got some role.
Aishwarya: No suggestions but just a question instead. ARE YOU REALLY PREGNANT?
Anyways after such a heavy movie and the forgetful work at office I was desperate to see some masala blockbuster movie. Raavan was right on time. Mani ratnam, aishwarya, rehman, Jr. AB. The crew has the potential to recreate the magic of Guru and Dil se. I had already read a few negative reviews, but dint care assuming that they could not digest the simplicity and magic maniratnam creates.
Finally the movie begins. It starts with an effort to portray Beera's character as very brutal and merciless. I guess mani ratnam was trying to create the Bollywood version of Joker from The Dark Knight. Not to mention he failed miserably, but succeeded in making AB look like a Joker. Vikram should have taken some crash course in Hindi. But why the hell was he in the movie. Cant Money Ratnam afford to hire another actor who had big moustache and can shout loud without any reason? I guess it would not be that difficult. Aish though curvy looks good on screen but the script makes her presence on screen totally useless.
Finally the story. I guess mani ratnam spent all the money on exploring good locations and forgot to hire a script writer. Even Rakhi Sawant's dialogues when in front of the camera are better than in the movie. The movie looks a remake of ramanand sagar's ramayana with the exact same dialogues. Aishwarya talking to herself "tum kahaan ho dev" reminds me of rakhee's "Mere Karan Arjun aayenge". The story is absolutely tasteless. The movie does not even have good action sequences. I enjoyed the Simha slaughter more than this. Rehman's music proved to be average with the leftover tracks of Guru. The poor story makes the background scores ineffective and sometimes irritating as well. I have no idea how the Telugu version is but given this storyline u cant make a good movie in any language and with any actors. A thumbs down for the movie. 2.5/5. Dont waste bucks on this. Watch the karate kid or shrek instead.
Few Suggestions:-
Mani Ratnam: Hire a script writer next time.
A.R Rehman: It time you get out of the Jai Ho fever and get some new tunes.
Gulzar: Your lyrics were a torture, worse than pappa jag jayega.
Abhishek Bachan: Stop boasting about how hard you worked for this movie.
Vikram: Stay in the south Indian film industry. You ll do well there.
Govinda: Cant suggest anything. Finally you got some role.
Aishwarya: No suggestions but just a question instead. ARE YOU REALLY PREGNANT?
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Congress par vishesh Tippani
The UPA has government has completed a year ruling the 100 crores of people who have been waiting for the CHANGE. Donno what the change exactly is, but yes we are waiting for it.
One of the greatest achievements of the UPA government that no other government had ever achieved is that there was a full fledged questionnaire/poll which had the lamest questions possible. questions like Does Ramesh likes baigan ka bharta? Which razor does rahul gandhi use for his butter smooth chin. Finally the million dollar question who do you think is the Prime Minister of India.
You get 100 posh stefanian college girls who are total roadies n splitsvilla material and ask them the same question. BehenJi who is India's (country you live in) Prime Minister. 20 of them would be amazed to hear that we even have a PM, another 40 of them would confidently pick one among Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi, Priyanka Gandhi or even Mahatma Gandhi. Then you would get to the 30 slightly intelligent birds of the flock who would make a wild guess that it is APJ Abdul Kalam. The remaining would only be able to tell you that its a Sardar and is a Singh.
Apart from the ultra silent Prime Minister, the congress has a lot other things which irk every nerve in my body. Leading the charts in this field is ever green Mr. Arjun Singh. He thought doing something what B.R Ambedkar did 55 years ago would make him a national hero. Our then beloved Human Resource DESTRUCTION minister of India Mr. Arjun Singh spearheaded the OBC reservation Bill in educational institutions like IIT/IIM?AIMS. With this the total reserved seats for XYZ communities to 51%. Such an idiotic ammemdment was only opposed by few gutsy AIMS doctors and the rest of us ignorant Engineers were happy debugging the string reversal C code. I say give reservation to everyone. Reserve 110% out of 100 and Privatise everything. But I am not fit to be the HRD minister I guess. Coz to be one you have to be an old dumb lad like Arjun Singh.
The next in the list is Mr. S M Krishna who claims that he desrves to live in a 5-star hotel as long as he lives. According to him spending the tax-payers money for the overpriced loo in a 5-star is worth it. I wonder what would a 80 year old man do in a 5-star check out the hot business escorts? Isn't he too late for that fantasy or may be he has taken great insipiration from our dear N. D Tiwari. Whatever it may be, his refusal to Pranab Mukherjee to move out of the acco has really pissed me off.
Shashi Kapoor, sorry Shashi Tharoor. He is the hot hunk of congress. Listening him speak I feel:- Yes this is the man whom I want to represent my country outside. But I guess External Affairs was a bit too much for him given the pressure of the Internal affairs he had to manage with Lalit Modi and ahem ahem Sunanda. Good boy that you moved out of the 5 star after Pranab asked you to. But still those cattle class remarks were totally uncalled for.
VilasRao Deshmukh Aila Marathi. "Mumbai is for only telugu speaking people". May be this comment will give Raj thackerey an opportunity to publicise his party on my blog. Anyways VilasRao Deshmnukh ,commonly known as father of the unsuccessful actor Ritesh Deshmukh. A handful of terrorists created such a ruckus in the city. I wonder what was this man doing than, watching Ritesh's series of flop movies? And if that wasn't enough you had to visit the burnt down Taj with Ram Gopal Varma? Are these guys in a relationship or something?
Talking of Mumbai attacks which compelled to bring in very drastic changes in the system , the funniest was sacking of Shivraj Patil for changing his clothes thrice during tense hours when our Commandos were fighting the terrorist after a bumpy ride in the BEST buses of Mumbai.
Having lived in MP for quite a few years, I want to include Digvijay Singh to the list who deeply condemns the setup of military strategy development institutions. He is strictly opposed to the use of brains to tackle the Maoists. Probably he wants the population of India to reduce due to the killings of Maoists or may be to create employment when each of our brave soldiers die or may be Mamta Banerjee is so inefficiently handling the Railways that he wants the Maoists to force her replace the blown up tracks and trains.
Congress ka bachcha Rahul Gandhi vs Didi Mayawati. Too bad the congress has put its youngest pawn against the heaviest Rook. Mayawati beat congress at their own game by playing the community drift cards. And by the way, does Rahul Gandhi use a lipstick? Leave it then no point discussing further.
Sonia Madam. Why don't you give some power to Rosaihah. What wrong has he done? Please let him take some decisions on his own. Or at least give him the liberty to go to the bathroom without giving you a phone call. He would cherish this freedom for ever.
The only Leader I look up to is P. Chidambaram. He gives me hope that there are still some politicians who would make efforts to make the country better. But why PC why. Why do you fail to tackle the Maoist problem under your party pressure. Get the god damn air support and wipe them off the map. Only then would the Tatas come and invest in those states. It would never happen the other way.
BREAKING NEWS:- Manmohan Singh in his first press conference in four years. Gosh.. he can still speak.
One of the greatest achievements of the UPA government that no other government had ever achieved is that there was a full fledged questionnaire/poll which had the lamest questions possible. questions like Does Ramesh likes baigan ka bharta? Which razor does rahul gandhi use for his butter smooth chin. Finally the million dollar question who do you think is the Prime Minister of India.
You get 100 posh stefanian college girls who are total roadies n splitsvilla material and ask them the same question. BehenJi who is India's (country you live in) Prime Minister. 20 of them would be amazed to hear that we even have a PM, another 40 of them would confidently pick one among Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi, Priyanka Gandhi or even Mahatma Gandhi. Then you would get to the 30 slightly intelligent birds of the flock who would make a wild guess that it is APJ Abdul Kalam. The remaining would only be able to tell you that its a Sardar and is a Singh.
Apart from the ultra silent Prime Minister, the congress has a lot other things which irk every nerve in my body. Leading the charts in this field is ever green Mr. Arjun Singh. He thought doing something what B.R Ambedkar did 55 years ago would make him a national hero. Our then beloved Human Resource DESTRUCTION minister of India Mr. Arjun Singh spearheaded the OBC reservation Bill in educational institutions like IIT/IIM?AIMS. With this the total reserved seats for XYZ communities to 51%. Such an idiotic ammemdment was only opposed by few gutsy AIMS doctors and the rest of us ignorant Engineers were happy debugging the string reversal C code. I say give reservation to everyone. Reserve 110% out of 100 and Privatise everything. But I am not fit to be the HRD minister I guess. Coz to be one you have to be an old dumb lad like Arjun Singh.
The next in the list is Mr. S M Krishna who claims that he desrves to live in a 5-star hotel as long as he lives. According to him spending the tax-payers money for the overpriced loo in a 5-star is worth it. I wonder what would a 80 year old man do in a 5-star check out the hot business escorts? Isn't he too late for that fantasy or may be he has taken great insipiration from our dear N. D Tiwari. Whatever it may be, his refusal to Pranab Mukherjee to move out of the acco has really pissed me off.
Shashi Kapoor, sorry Shashi Tharoor. He is the hot hunk of congress. Listening him speak I feel:- Yes this is the man whom I want to represent my country outside. But I guess External Affairs was a bit too much for him given the pressure of the Internal affairs he had to manage with Lalit Modi and ahem ahem Sunanda. Good boy that you moved out of the 5 star after Pranab asked you to. But still those cattle class remarks were totally uncalled for.
VilasRao Deshmukh Aila Marathi. "Mumbai is for only telugu speaking people". May be this comment will give Raj thackerey an opportunity to publicise his party on my blog. Anyways VilasRao Deshmnukh ,commonly known as father of the unsuccessful actor Ritesh Deshmukh. A handful of terrorists created such a ruckus in the city. I wonder what was this man doing than, watching Ritesh's series of flop movies? And if that wasn't enough you had to visit the burnt down Taj with Ram Gopal Varma? Are these guys in a relationship or something?
Talking of Mumbai attacks which compelled to bring in very drastic changes in the system , the funniest was sacking of Shivraj Patil for changing his clothes thrice during tense hours when our Commandos were fighting the terrorist after a bumpy ride in the BEST buses of Mumbai.
Having lived in MP for quite a few years, I want to include Digvijay Singh to the list who deeply condemns the setup of military strategy development institutions. He is strictly opposed to the use of brains to tackle the Maoists. Probably he wants the population of India to reduce due to the killings of Maoists or may be to create employment when each of our brave soldiers die or may be Mamta Banerjee is so inefficiently handling the Railways that he wants the Maoists to force her replace the blown up tracks and trains.
Congress ka bachcha Rahul Gandhi vs Didi Mayawati. Too bad the congress has put its youngest pawn against the heaviest Rook. Mayawati beat congress at their own game by playing the community drift cards. And by the way, does Rahul Gandhi use a lipstick? Leave it then no point discussing further.
Sonia Madam. Why don't you give some power to Rosaihah. What wrong has he done? Please let him take some decisions on his own. Or at least give him the liberty to go to the bathroom without giving you a phone call. He would cherish this freedom for ever.
The only Leader I look up to is P. Chidambaram. He gives me hope that there are still some politicians who would make efforts to make the country better. But why PC why. Why do you fail to tackle the Maoist problem under your party pressure. Get the god damn air support and wipe them off the map. Only then would the Tatas come and invest in those states. It would never happen the other way.
BREAKING NEWS:- Manmohan Singh in his first press conference in four years. Gosh.. he can still speak.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Reserved for Women
"A great accomplishment." "The beginning of a new era". Here comes the change. Good to see these news paper headlines which glorify the Women's reservation bill.
What a great accomplishment in India yet again to make different sections of the society equal through unequal reservations and rights. yet another reservation. This time it is 33 percent reservation for women in the parliament and assemblies. Bravo Bravo Congress....
Do we really need this? Statistics say that already nearly 25-30 percent of these posts are held by women. then what purpose does this serve? We are very well aware of the rabri-lalu game. The wife gets the post the husband gets the power. Whatever it may be. Women are downplayed, betrayed, blah blah... This is how we fight it? Wtever it is. It has made all the women happy though.
The president of the ruling party-> a women, the leader of the opposition-> a women, the speaker-> a women. But still women are not given importance. In our country I think the "fight to achieve motto" has been forgotten long ago after BR Ambedkar's reservation amendments. And Arjun singh relived the glory of ambedkar a few years back.
The irony of these ammendments is that they implement inequality to promote equality. I was amazed with the reply sonia madam(like rosaiah calls her) gave on being asked what if the men become a minority in the parliament. The reply: Then we ll have reservation for men as well. Wah kya reply hai.. Godly.
Lalu uncle stepped in as heroes to oppose the bill and for what "More reservation for OBC women. Then there will be reservation for SC, ST, PH, Army men, OBC, BBC , ABC, people with white hair, girls with brown eyes, Guys with six pack. This is how India will become a global power and promote democracy.
Call me a male chauvinist or whatever. But this is not against you, ladies. Its about what policies we are following. I think the government should take an exact survey to find out the exact numbers for each section all over and give reservation to all. Why only to a few sections. Make sure that the reservation is proportionate to their population.
Bus mein baithna ho toh reservation, College mein seat ke liye reservation, Movie ki ticket ke liye reservation, pub mein jaane ke liye reservation, parliament mein reservation jahaan bhi dekho reservation hi reservation. Happy womens day. Crap. Wts so happy about that? If you are happy why are you not happy for men equally? Less Income Tax for women? Why.. because they have to spend more money on make up? An exclusive awards function for women?
All men out there. Soon you ll be fined and jailed for being men. Its a crime.
For you women: You rock. You have made all MPs piss in their pants. Way to go.
What a great accomplishment in India yet again to make different sections of the society equal through unequal reservations and rights. yet another reservation. This time it is 33 percent reservation for women in the parliament and assemblies. Bravo Bravo Congress....
Do we really need this? Statistics say that already nearly 25-30 percent of these posts are held by women. then what purpose does this serve? We are very well aware of the rabri-lalu game. The wife gets the post the husband gets the power. Whatever it may be. Women are downplayed, betrayed, blah blah... This is how we fight it? Wtever it is. It has made all the women happy though.
The president of the ruling party-> a women, the leader of the opposition-> a women, the speaker-> a women. But still women are not given importance. In our country I think the "fight to achieve motto" has been forgotten long ago after BR Ambedkar's reservation amendments. And Arjun singh relived the glory of ambedkar a few years back.
The irony of these ammendments is that they implement inequality to promote equality. I was amazed with the reply sonia madam(like rosaiah calls her) gave on being asked what if the men become a minority in the parliament. The reply: Then we ll have reservation for men as well. Wah kya reply hai.. Godly.
Lalu uncle stepped in as heroes to oppose the bill and for what "More reservation for OBC women. Then there will be reservation for SC, ST, PH, Army men, OBC, BBC , ABC, people with white hair, girls with brown eyes, Guys with six pack. This is how India will become a global power and promote democracy.
Call me a male chauvinist or whatever. But this is not against you, ladies. Its about what policies we are following. I think the government should take an exact survey to find out the exact numbers for each section all over and give reservation to all. Why only to a few sections. Make sure that the reservation is proportionate to their population.
Bus mein baithna ho toh reservation, College mein seat ke liye reservation, Movie ki ticket ke liye reservation, pub mein jaane ke liye reservation, parliament mein reservation jahaan bhi dekho reservation hi reservation. Happy womens day. Crap. Wts so happy about that? If you are happy why are you not happy for men equally? Less Income Tax for women? Why.. because they have to spend more money on make up? An exclusive awards function for women?
All men out there. Soon you ll be fined and jailed for being men. Its a crime.
For you women: You rock. You have made all MPs piss in their pants. Way to go.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Lucky to Live
25th April 1988 .. Hospital X.. Guntur... waa waa waa... Congratulations.. Its a boy.. BPK is born...
The next task for my parents was to name me. According to my stars I was supposed to be called with a name starting from Ta, Te, Tu. They could hardly figure a word starting with those syllables.. forget a name. Finally my granpa thought screw the stars .. Name him praveen.
School Days.. Greatest ever. The teachers were the best. They always wanted me out of the class for some reason or the other. I always wondered why are they so biased towards me. Why don't they give this chance to others as well who were bored of the stupid classes. Anyways I guess I was just lucky to enjoy the privilege.
3rd Grade- I always wondered that whether I even exist in this class. Hardly anyone knows me. I am not even on the map. I prepared pretty well for the Mid term exams. At least I hoped to be in the top 25 out 50, though it never happened for quite some years from then. English exam. In an answer I had to write a date. say 24th July. OK. How do we spell it. J U L Y .. crap that's julie a girls name. That's not a month. After a lot of thinking I cracked the code it was 24th JULAI. But still to confirm I just peeped into another girls answer sheet. Bingo... I was caught. The first time I cheated. That to for July. Bull shit. wasn't so lucky or was I? I learnt how to spell July. +ve thinking.
IX Grade:- This is when I found a new character in myself. This was the belligerent me. Not to accept any sort of injustice. I was a revolutionary (naat). Well my school was crippled with a corrupt principal who would even promote a 3 yr old to 10th grade if the price was right. Along with him, was his puppy our physics teacher who would leak out the paper to students who would take tutions from him. That was it. I have had enough. Had a few arguments with them. They threatened me to screw me on my practical marks in 10th board. Scared, I moved to a different school in Hyderabad in JULY(:P), that year. Then it was the Good/Bad news. Our principal was murdered. His rule ended. Muhahahaha... That's wt happens when u mess with BPK or BPK messes with you.. wt ever. So I moved across states, to a different school for nothing? God damn it. I Should have waited for another month. Guss. Lets move on...
X Grade:- Wt a boarding school. No outside food allowed. i even did not need any. They fed us like pigs. We hardly ate. We hogged over the dining table. The mess was a temple. Breakfast ummmmm... 12-15 idliys, 10 vadas, 5 dosas wtever. double the number wt a normal human being would eat. We used to drink dal. It was God himself in the form of a cook. When I joined the school I played football.. when I left it I was the football. Who cares. idi anta matti ee ga. It was just, koncham ekkuva matti. Lucky I was. Great food. I did well in acads. topped class. All the confidence I needed. I was the king, the most intelligent student. A frog in the well. Soon as I left, the school went bankrupt probably because of the enormous food expenses our batch gave them. The school closed down. Lucky me.
Intermediate or +2- Gowtam Jnr Colloge. Rankers manufacturing Factory. 1600 students. Am I even worth competing with these ppl and the 2 lakh other out there. Who cares. I was worried about the food quality more. Limited breakfast. Queue for lunch. Stinky bathrooms. Packed up Dorms. Uncomfortable classes. No birds to watch. Ya this is what hell looks like. Luckily found great friends without whom this would have been a lot more painful. Life was compressed into Option A B C D. I could hardly answer anything unless given four options. Hard work( Read as torture) helped me get into BITS. Unluckily the college had a management crisis as soon as I left. Another college chain giant bought it.
Graduation:- Paradise. Forget less gals, desert, bad food, old hostels, heat , cold. Who cares. No ATTENDANCE. Yes you can say that again. No attendance. Wt else do prisoners from a Nazi concentration camp need more than no attendance. Surrounded by masayahs read seniors. Orey memu elago chadavaledu meeru anna chadavandi. Hippocracy. I hate it. We followed a different path. Memu chadavaledu .. maa juniors ni chadavanivvaledu. 4 yrs of hardly work. Lucky to be here. Clubs, fests, games, lachas, viddu and nandu. wt else do u want from your college life. It was a trend that the educational institute I study in gets hit by a problem soon after I leave. But this time it came early. Recession hits Bits Pilani. Lost all hopes to get placed. Companies which rarely asked even your last name before employing you. The same company now wants to know "What did the mother of the creator of the 8086 microP had for breakfast?". The ball was in their court. Crap. Not just the ball, they had the whole court for themselves. All of a sudden they did not want just employees, they wanted scientists. Screw you. we decided to go for satyagraha. Cricket, Lan Games, Cards, Tr8s. Yes we fought back with non violence. Thus we managed to pass out of bits in the specified duration of 4 yrs.
Present Day: Management happened to be my field of interest. CAT, XAT, NMAT wtever ends with AT. Hopes, plans, ambitions. In spite of a sub standard CAT test series I was lucky to have managed a decent score. missed IIM A n S though so far. Is the bad luck next? Who cares. I have a back up job to support me for another year. Hoping for the best and prepared for the worst. Hardly any disappointment. Happy for anything.
Now I wonder are these all ups and downs in life out of hard work, commitment, ignorance, laziness, good luck, bad luck. I guess not. Its none of these. I think its just LIFE. Face it, feel it, fight it, enjoy it, LIVE IT.
The next task for my parents was to name me. According to my stars I was supposed to be called with a name starting from Ta, Te, Tu. They could hardly figure a word starting with those syllables.. forget a name. Finally my granpa thought screw the stars .. Name him praveen.
School Days.. Greatest ever. The teachers were the best. They always wanted me out of the class for some reason or the other. I always wondered why are they so biased towards me. Why don't they give this chance to others as well who were bored of the stupid classes. Anyways I guess I was just lucky to enjoy the privilege.
3rd Grade- I always wondered that whether I even exist in this class. Hardly anyone knows me. I am not even on the map. I prepared pretty well for the Mid term exams. At least I hoped to be in the top 25 out 50, though it never happened for quite some years from then. English exam. In an answer I had to write a date. say 24th July. OK. How do we spell it. J U L Y .. crap that's julie a girls name. That's not a month. After a lot of thinking I cracked the code it was 24th JULAI. But still to confirm I just peeped into another girls answer sheet. Bingo... I was caught. The first time I cheated. That to for July. Bull shit. wasn't so lucky or was I? I learnt how to spell July. +ve thinking.
IX Grade:- This is when I found a new character in myself. This was the belligerent me. Not to accept any sort of injustice. I was a revolutionary (naat). Well my school was crippled with a corrupt principal who would even promote a 3 yr old to 10th grade if the price was right. Along with him, was his puppy our physics teacher who would leak out the paper to students who would take tutions from him. That was it. I have had enough. Had a few arguments with them. They threatened me to screw me on my practical marks in 10th board. Scared, I moved to a different school in Hyderabad in JULY(:P), that year. Then it was the Good/Bad news. Our principal was murdered. His rule ended. Muhahahaha... That's wt happens when u mess with BPK or BPK messes with you.. wt ever. So I moved across states, to a different school for nothing? God damn it. I Should have waited for another month. Guss. Lets move on...
X Grade:- Wt a boarding school. No outside food allowed. i even did not need any. They fed us like pigs. We hardly ate. We hogged over the dining table. The mess was a temple. Breakfast ummmmm... 12-15 idliys, 10 vadas, 5 dosas wtever. double the number wt a normal human being would eat. We used to drink dal. It was God himself in the form of a cook. When I joined the school I played football.. when I left it I was the football. Who cares. idi anta matti ee ga. It was just, koncham ekkuva matti. Lucky I was. Great food. I did well in acads. topped class. All the confidence I needed. I was the king, the most intelligent student. A frog in the well. Soon as I left, the school went bankrupt probably because of the enormous food expenses our batch gave them. The school closed down. Lucky me.
Intermediate or +2- Gowtam Jnr Colloge. Rankers manufacturing Factory. 1600 students. Am I even worth competing with these ppl and the 2 lakh other out there. Who cares. I was worried about the food quality more. Limited breakfast. Queue for lunch. Stinky bathrooms. Packed up Dorms. Uncomfortable classes. No birds to watch. Ya this is what hell looks like. Luckily found great friends without whom this would have been a lot more painful. Life was compressed into Option A B C D. I could hardly answer anything unless given four options. Hard work( Read as torture) helped me get into BITS. Unluckily the college had a management crisis as soon as I left. Another college chain giant bought it.
Graduation:- Paradise. Forget less gals, desert, bad food, old hostels, heat , cold. Who cares. No ATTENDANCE. Yes you can say that again. No attendance. Wt else do prisoners from a Nazi concentration camp need more than no attendance. Surrounded by masayahs read seniors. Orey memu elago chadavaledu meeru anna chadavandi. Hippocracy. I hate it. We followed a different path. Memu chadavaledu .. maa juniors ni chadavanivvaledu. 4 yrs of hardly work. Lucky to be here. Clubs, fests, games, lachas, viddu and nandu. wt else do u want from your college life. It was a trend that the educational institute I study in gets hit by a problem soon after I leave. But this time it came early. Recession hits Bits Pilani. Lost all hopes to get placed. Companies which rarely asked even your last name before employing you. The same company now wants to know "What did the mother of the creator of the 8086 microP had for breakfast?". The ball was in their court. Crap. Not just the ball, they had the whole court for themselves. All of a sudden they did not want just employees, they wanted scientists. Screw you. we decided to go for satyagraha. Cricket, Lan Games, Cards, Tr8s. Yes we fought back with non violence. Thus we managed to pass out of bits in the specified duration of 4 yrs.
Present Day: Management happened to be my field of interest. CAT, XAT, NMAT wtever ends with AT. Hopes, plans, ambitions. In spite of a sub standard CAT test series I was lucky to have managed a decent score. missed IIM A n S though so far. Is the bad luck next? Who cares. I have a back up job to support me for another year. Hoping for the best and prepared for the worst. Hardly any disappointment. Happy for anything.
Now I wonder are these all ups and downs in life out of hard work, commitment, ignorance, laziness, good luck, bad luck. I guess not. Its none of these. I think its just LIFE. Face it, feel it, fight it, enjoy it, LIVE IT.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
The Dream Train
Vacation.. wt a pleasing english word. And most of the vacations start or end in the same way: A Train Journey. Train, Probably the best and the least boring way to travel a thousand kms.
This is where we meet people who are specimens of the abnormal creation of God forced upon us to share our journey for a day. I have had quite a pissing experiences while travelling alone or with friends.
What is the first thing guyz do when they get on a train ? Go check the chart to check out for any F with age 16-24 anywhere near your berth. But wt can we do about it. GOD is so cruel. why does he do to us. Arent thr any gals left in that age group in India? STOP Female foeticide..STOP Female foeticide..STOP Female foeticide..
So stupid of us to expect hot model like gals travel with us in a 2nd sleeper that too in summer. This is wt we are good at. Optimism. Soon we understand No Luck is better than BAD luck.
Thats when the loud families with shrill voices step into our coupe. The loud aunties make sure that your ears ring for a day after you get down the train. Screaming at their kids. Chinti idhar aao. wahaan mat jao. khaana khao. Its even more pissing when you dont even understand the language. pogadam illa. vonga pottini. Bull shit. You feel like tearing off your shirt and shout loud to the mummies. Either you let the kids play or u shud have used some rubber at the right time.
There are yet another standard irritating passengers. The one's who wont swap berths for their RAC reservation. This raises your temper off the charts. How come some one not take 2 berths in exchange for their one berth. The reason they gave was even more interestting.Uncle: we cant move our luggage? We:We will bring your luggage uncle. Aunty:I cant walk till thr. Imagine they are ready to pack themselves in half a berth and not exchange it for two.
The third type is the most dangerous when you are travelling alone. These are the gurus of life. They are old people who feel pity for us. They enlighten our sorry asses about how to fight life, devote to god or some baba, or wtever which you are not interested in.
Among all this why is not even once does it happen that there is a pretty gal travelling along. If this never happens, then all movies showing such co incidences should be banned for fraud. On behalf of all the guys I ask the gals not to travel in groups. Travel alone on train that too SL class.
This is where we meet people who are specimens of the abnormal creation of God forced upon us to share our journey for a day. I have had quite a pissing experiences while travelling alone or with friends.
What is the first thing guyz do when they get on a train ? Go check the chart to check out for any F with age 16-24 anywhere near your berth. But wt can we do about it. GOD is so cruel. why does he do to us. Arent thr any gals left in that age group in India? STOP Female foeticide..STOP Female foeticide..STOP Female foeticide..
So stupid of us to expect hot model like gals travel with us in a 2nd sleeper that too in summer. This is wt we are good at. Optimism. Soon we understand No Luck is better than BAD luck.
Thats when the loud families with shrill voices step into our coupe. The loud aunties make sure that your ears ring for a day after you get down the train. Screaming at their kids. Chinti idhar aao. wahaan mat jao. khaana khao. Its even more pissing when you dont even understand the language. pogadam illa. vonga pottini. Bull shit. You feel like tearing off your shirt and shout loud to the mummies. Either you let the kids play or u shud have used some rubber at the right time.
There are yet another standard irritating passengers. The one's who wont swap berths for their RAC reservation. This raises your temper off the charts. How come some one not take 2 berths in exchange for their one berth. The reason they gave was even more interestting.Uncle: we cant move our luggage? We:We will bring your luggage uncle. Aunty:I cant walk till thr. Imagine they are ready to pack themselves in half a berth and not exchange it for two.
The third type is the most dangerous when you are travelling alone. These are the gurus of life. They are old people who feel pity for us. They enlighten our sorry asses about how to fight life, devote to god or some baba, or wtever which you are not interested in.
Among all this why is not even once does it happen that there is a pretty gal travelling along. If this never happens, then all movies showing such co incidences should be banned for fraud. On behalf of all the guys I ask the gals not to travel in groups. Travel alone on train that too SL class.
Yemi Maya Chesav..! WTF u did?
One fine Saturday... i was happily taking my after noon nap from 2-6. I had become nocturnal. Hardly had to look at the time, as it wasn't necessary. I am not doing anything. Why bother. Can do anything anytime. I was the king of my world.
Buzzzz.....Buzzzzzzz.... Ya that's my phone ringing... Hello
Macha Yem maya chesav cinama Big cinemas ameerpet 7.20 pm 4 stars rating anta...
Roger that will be thr at 7.20.
So finally there I was. :enti ra cinema ela undi anta" "Talk aithe 3.5 4 ani.. chaala rojulu tarvaata oka manchi muvi vachindi ani" ". Dissappointed with Leader, I scaled up my expectations with this movie.
And so it begins. It all starts with an disfigured lipped hero resembling Mr. XYZ from "ullasham ga utsaham ga". Lets ignore his looks. There is a chubby heroine resembling Ms Mallu from "Naa Autograph" with a bear like voice. lets ignore that too.
The movie gives you nothing new in the first half. It is just a classy version of 7/G. With a song every 15 mins which gives you time to relax and take a short nap. Hero Family are tenants at heroine's family. Hero falls for her. Goes to her village for her. Proposes her. She says no Daddy wont agree. They decide to be friends and no more. Their parents get to know of this affair. Verbal Fight. Fix her marriage. Hero goes to Kerala again to stop her marriage. N guess wt before the her could do anything she calls off the wedding herself.
INTERVAL
The seconds half sux even more. The Hero is an asst director. The rest of the movie corrodes your brain. There alternate scenes wit the Heroine liking the hero and again yelling go away I love my daddy more. Finally she flies to USA in exile for 3 years. And there the hero meets her during a movie shooting. through out the movie you keep your fingers crossed expecting some twist, some humour, some action or at least some emotion. But bad luck guys you are in the wrong movie. A total disappointment. A waste of crores of money and 3 hrs of my time.
All in all Guys I ll give it a 2/5 and an extra 0.5 for above average songs.
Producer emi maya chesado kaani reviews enduku positive ga unnayo telidu. Inta cheppaka kuda chuse vaalu chustaru. Mee kharma.
Buzzzz.....Buzzzzzzz.... Ya that's my phone ringing... Hello
Macha Yem maya chesav cinama Big cinemas ameerpet 7.20 pm 4 stars rating anta...
Roger that will be thr at 7.20.
So finally there I was. :enti ra cinema ela undi anta" "Talk aithe 3.5 4 ani.. chaala rojulu tarvaata oka manchi muvi vachindi ani" ". Dissappointed with Leader, I scaled up my expectations with this movie.
And so it begins. It all starts with an disfigured lipped hero resembling Mr. XYZ from "ullasham ga utsaham ga". Lets ignore his looks. There is a chubby heroine resembling Ms Mallu from "Naa Autograph" with a bear like voice. lets ignore that too.
The movie gives you nothing new in the first half. It is just a classy version of 7/G. With a song every 15 mins which gives you time to relax and take a short nap. Hero Family are tenants at heroine's family. Hero falls for her. Goes to her village for her. Proposes her. She says no Daddy wont agree. They decide to be friends and no more. Their parents get to know of this affair. Verbal Fight. Fix her marriage. Hero goes to Kerala again to stop her marriage. N guess wt before the her could do anything she calls off the wedding herself.
INTERVAL
The seconds half sux even more. The Hero is an asst director. The rest of the movie corrodes your brain. There alternate scenes wit the Heroine liking the hero and again yelling go away I love my daddy more. Finally she flies to USA in exile for 3 years. And there the hero meets her during a movie shooting. through out the movie you keep your fingers crossed expecting some twist, some humour, some action or at least some emotion. But bad luck guys you are in the wrong movie. A total disappointment. A waste of crores of money and 3 hrs of my time.
All in all Guys I ll give it a 2/5 and an extra 0.5 for above average songs.
Producer emi maya chesado kaani reviews enduku positive ga unnayo telidu. Inta cheppaka kuda chuse vaalu chustaru. Mee kharma.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Ransom:- Ran by Some
Wow wt a day.. Shiva Ratri...
Mom dint cook any food and only a big water-melon was waiting for me to slaughter it. Then came worse KEDI an awful movie with no humour.. no sentiment.. no punch dialogues.. no glamour.. some action.. n a lot of non-sense. And finally I came home. good to hear MNIK has done well at the BO. And running through today's news wt do one see...
Its all extortion. You do this or else I ll do that. Every news bulletin had the same story. What has become of our democracy and our system. Our country does give the right to speech and there is a judiciary system in place. But I guess people are now choosing the chota Fortcut. yes they are. Ransom. Threats. Vandalizing. Bull Shit.
Who gives Shiv Sena the right to stop screening any movie, ask anyone to give them apology. Who the hell are they to let IPL go on smoothly. I see the day is not far away when the mumbaikars will ask bal thackrey whether they can pee or not. Everybody of the system is happy with all this non sense. the Sena is happy that they are in news. Congress is happy that the movie has been released with less violence. SRK is happy coz the movie has done well. The news channels and media is far more happy that they have got their headlines for more than two weeks. But wt abt the people. who is some xyz thackarey to dictate their terms of freedom? Har state mein sirf ek hi gunda ho sakta hai.. and that's the government. Thats the whole logic of democracy. Then how come such groups and parties are entertained. Imagine 25 percent of police force guarding the cinema halls and you expect the city to be safe.
Is Mumbai the only epicentre of such stupidity? think again. Here comes Sreerama Sena. And as the name suggests they are behaving like monkeys as Lord Rama's vanara sena. Mr. muthalik mulathik..ahh wt ever the name is. His words of wisdom say the youth of INDIA is getting spoiled by western culture and I am here to protect it. He would marry any couple he finds roaming in bangalore on Feb 14th. wt crap. Is he even in a conscious state? It is the 21st century and there has to be moral freedom for all. Let the youth decide wt to do and wt not to. There are laws to prevent social obscenity. Let the police do their job. And if Mr M.. his name is hard to recall. if Mr. M has any issues protest against the police, lodge a complaint. Who gives these guys to behave as a mobile court and beat up ppl. Finally he got a taste of his own methods when he was face painted with ink by some congress youth member.
Coming to apna AP. Political instability from the past 4 months. We have a variety of parties here. An nonreactive Congress. A by stander TDP. A pro Andhra Opportunist party PRP. A pro Telanga opportunist party TRS. Very nice. This post is not about the T issue. But I am really pissed about the bandhs. Tomorrow a bandh. I guess there have been 15 bandhs in the last 2 months in the state. Wt a vacation for the Babus i guess. Half the bandhs by the pro UA and the other by pro T. Wt would they achieve with this? By disrupting public life? This is surely not a non cooperation movement. Coz a NC movement has to be voluntary, but wt do we see here. It is an imposed and forced bandh all over. Give us a state or we ll call a bandh and burn everything. Don't divide the state or else we will call a bandh and burn everything. These are our leaders who represent us in this democracy.. great.
The list doesn't end here. It goes on and on and on. Hockey players give us money or we wont play world cup. AP sports minister reschedule IPL matches in Hyderabad or FC wont play. minority groups we want reservation or else .. The ppl who kidnap ppl and demand Ransom are called criminals and those who threaten our freedom are called leaders. Wahhh....
I know that our system is slow and the judiciary is not so efficient and brisk. But still if we want to change the system we have to be a part of it and no break it. If our nation fails in this aspect then I feel we might not be on the right track of ideals as it was thought it would be 63 years ago.
PS: This is not anti maharashrta, anti Indian Culture, anti media,anti Telangana, anti Andhra. Please dont threaten me if you dont like any part of the post. or if u really want to bring it on.
Mom dint cook any food and only a big water-melon was waiting for me to slaughter it. Then came worse KEDI an awful movie with no humour.. no sentiment.. no punch dialogues.. no glamour.. some action.. n a lot of non-sense. And finally I came home. good to hear MNIK has done well at the BO. And running through today's news wt do one see...
Its all extortion. You do this or else I ll do that. Every news bulletin had the same story. What has become of our democracy and our system. Our country does give the right to speech and there is a judiciary system in place. But I guess people are now choosing the chota Fortcut. yes they are. Ransom. Threats. Vandalizing. Bull Shit.
Who gives Shiv Sena the right to stop screening any movie, ask anyone to give them apology. Who the hell are they to let IPL go on smoothly. I see the day is not far away when the mumbaikars will ask bal thackrey whether they can pee or not. Everybody of the system is happy with all this non sense. the Sena is happy that they are in news. Congress is happy that the movie has been released with less violence. SRK is happy coz the movie has done well. The news channels and media is far more happy that they have got their headlines for more than two weeks. But wt abt the people. who is some xyz thackarey to dictate their terms of freedom? Har state mein sirf ek hi gunda ho sakta hai.. and that's the government. Thats the whole logic of democracy. Then how come such groups and parties are entertained. Imagine 25 percent of police force guarding the cinema halls and you expect the city to be safe.
Is Mumbai the only epicentre of such stupidity? think again. Here comes Sreerama Sena. And as the name suggests they are behaving like monkeys as Lord Rama's vanara sena. Mr. muthalik mulathik..ahh wt ever the name is. His words of wisdom say the youth of INDIA is getting spoiled by western culture and I am here to protect it. He would marry any couple he finds roaming in bangalore on Feb 14th. wt crap. Is he even in a conscious state? It is the 21st century and there has to be moral freedom for all. Let the youth decide wt to do and wt not to. There are laws to prevent social obscenity. Let the police do their job. And if Mr M.. his name is hard to recall. if Mr. M has any issues protest against the police, lodge a complaint. Who gives these guys to behave as a mobile court and beat up ppl. Finally he got a taste of his own methods when he was face painted with ink by some congress youth member.
Coming to apna AP. Political instability from the past 4 months. We have a variety of parties here. An nonreactive Congress. A by stander TDP. A pro Andhra Opportunist party PRP. A pro Telanga opportunist party TRS. Very nice. This post is not about the T issue. But I am really pissed about the bandhs. Tomorrow a bandh. I guess there have been 15 bandhs in the last 2 months in the state. Wt a vacation for the Babus i guess. Half the bandhs by the pro UA and the other by pro T. Wt would they achieve with this? By disrupting public life? This is surely not a non cooperation movement. Coz a NC movement has to be voluntary, but wt do we see here. It is an imposed and forced bandh all over. Give us a state or we ll call a bandh and burn everything. Don't divide the state or else we will call a bandh and burn everything. These are our leaders who represent us in this democracy.. great.
The list doesn't end here. It goes on and on and on. Hockey players give us money or we wont play world cup. AP sports minister reschedule IPL matches in Hyderabad or FC wont play. minority groups we want reservation or else .. The ppl who kidnap ppl and demand Ransom are called criminals and those who threaten our freedom are called leaders. Wahhh....
I know that our system is slow and the judiciary is not so efficient and brisk. But still if we want to change the system we have to be a part of it and no break it. If our nation fails in this aspect then I feel we might not be on the right track of ideals as it was thought it would be 63 years ago.
PS: This is not anti maharashrta, anti Indian Culture, anti media,anti Telangana, anti Andhra. Please dont threaten me if you dont like any part of the post. or if u really want to bring it on.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
DeaDly AllianZ
DA ..wow sounds like a rock band.. a war front.. latest play station game.. Well this was what we called ourselves. A bunch of college guys looking out for a collective identity. It may look silly and over rated to call ourselves that. But hey we were teenagers then. And what more do you expect when there are far more dreadful and sharp clan and wing names on the IP Msgr. All thanks to the DOPY guys at college who came up with an idea of a U-shirt where we could customize our T shirt design with our own pics, captions and group names. That's when we came up with this name. The shirt was anyways awfully printed and was of poor quality which turned to rags within a few weeks. The shirt was gone and all that was left was a new name for us. Ya I know it doesn't sound that exciting, but believe me it did when we were in our early college days.
It all started on august 27th 2005. It took 24 hrs or more to travel to Pilani. But it felt as if I had been traveling for ages. This is where I will be studying for the next 4 years BITS, Pilani. Wait a minute ..this is not what I saw in my dreams. Where are the tall 10-storey buildings with twinkling glass panes ? Where are the bikes? Where are the air conditioned and marble floored hostels? No geysers? No Mc D? and what the fuck No model like girls roaming around the campus? Why god why.. why me.. What wrong did I do.. The first couple of days were spent saying Aal iz well.. aal iz well. And finally the good news came as a silver lining.. NO ATTENDANCE. phew.. chalo zindagi mein kuch toh acha huya..
Surprisingly there were a lot many f my class mates from my +2. To be specific 44 of them. Our first year was very comfortable as it took us very less time to make space for ourselves with few embarrassing though funny so called Interaction sessions with seniors. Since RAGGING is a punishable crime in Bits. Late night lachas, class bunks, volleyball, computer games and not to mention the movies on the holy enlightenment based the system of life :P. With all this hard work each one of us except the geek of the batch VIDDU ended the year with flying colors. Hey don't blame it on us its the fault of the BITS system. We studied phy chem math and bio for about 5 years. ab aur kitna? Isn't there anything left to study other than this. Thus we neglected these subjects and came up with a plan to revive our image and sweep the new techie courses in our second year.
But it was too late. We flied off way past the gravitational field of books and classes. We became serious with our lives shifted our lacha topics from girls,cricket and more girls to "It would have been good if we studied in our 1st yr". Ha like it was going to help us anyway. But it did help to kill time. Another major change in our lives was that we were seniors now. Then came the troop of Jnrs coming to our wings. Each one of us picked our favourites. How?? well it was simple. Jnr saying "anna nenu guntur nunchi" was picked by Pine.. anna nenu hyderabad nunchi" was picked by ISC.. "anna nenu 10P avvali naaku gyanodayam cheyyi" was picked by GMK. But the all time favorites were "anna nenu rajamundry nunchi".. We were even ready to slit throats if necessary to have a friendly interaction with the flowers. This was when we discovered there were a lot of innovative and creative ideas hidden in each one of us. Thanks to our seniors and jnrs as well with whom we had a really great time at SK and VY. These were the days when we had the maximum fun at bits. Amidst all this there was some political aspirations rising in few of us which were hardly supported by the rest. Anyways who the F cares if your are representing a hostel. what are you gonna do? make sure the toilets are clean? But the scenario was very different with others in the campus. I was amazed to see the exaggerated tense atmosphere created. Lite lo was the motto we used and carried on.
Then came the CDCs. Obviously we performed up to our expectations. Ramu made zeroes .. I made Ds. Pine cleaned profs chambers and made few As. Nmk made C in Consys. Viddu as usual was the black sheep and was accompanied by another one from EEE GMk. Anyways who cared about grades. No one pays the mess dues, hows dad's gonna know anyway.
The 4th year was unusual with the PS coming up and ppl scattered around the city. And to our luck recession hit our fates during placements. Which was disappointing . but hey life must go on. At least poor placements gave each one of us the chance to think abt what actually each one of us want from his career. With slight motivation we moved ahead on our respective chosen paths.
Now when I look back at my past life I cherish each moment of chatting, pulling legs, feasts, play, movies.. I think we were destined to be together. Each one of us individually so different yet alike. Most of us would not admit it but... even after ISC n NMk are in the US .. GMk planning to move.. Nitin being called Buffy a 100 times a day.. Ramu being called the lover boy .. Viddu shouting on ppl for commentin on his Bike. whatever silly may be the reason for the outburst, feeling of something being void, But...
But deep inside each of us knows that if he is in trouble or something happens to him there are people who are there to stand up for him, to stand in front of him, to care for him, to praise him, to fight for him and to cry for him as well.
I know its not the guy thing to tell your friends that you love them for what they are. But I find no fault in expressing this to each on of us the feeling which ties us together though apart. I love you guys. This one as totally dedicated to us. \m/
It all started on august 27th 2005. It took 24 hrs or more to travel to Pilani. But it felt as if I had been traveling for ages. This is where I will be studying for the next 4 years BITS, Pilani. Wait a minute ..this is not what I saw in my dreams. Where are the tall 10-storey buildings with twinkling glass panes ? Where are the bikes? Where are the air conditioned and marble floored hostels? No geysers? No Mc D? and what the fuck No model like girls roaming around the campus? Why god why.. why me.. What wrong did I do.. The first couple of days were spent saying Aal iz well.. aal iz well. And finally the good news came as a silver lining.. NO ATTENDANCE. phew.. chalo zindagi mein kuch toh acha huya..
Surprisingly there were a lot many f my class mates from my +2. To be specific 44 of them. Our first year was very comfortable as it took us very less time to make space for ourselves with few embarrassing though funny so called Interaction sessions with seniors. Since RAGGING is a punishable crime in Bits. Late night lachas, class bunks, volleyball, computer games and not to mention the movies on the holy enlightenment based the system of life :P. With all this hard work each one of us except the geek of the batch VIDDU ended the year with flying colors. Hey don't blame it on us its the fault of the BITS system. We studied phy chem math and bio for about 5 years. ab aur kitna? Isn't there anything left to study other than this. Thus we neglected these subjects and came up with a plan to revive our image and sweep the new techie courses in our second year.
But it was too late. We flied off way past the gravitational field of books and classes. We became serious with our lives shifted our lacha topics from girls,cricket and more girls to "It would have been good if we studied in our 1st yr". Ha like it was going to help us anyway. But it did help to kill time. Another major change in our lives was that we were seniors now. Then came the troop of Jnrs coming to our wings. Each one of us picked our favourites. How?? well it was simple. Jnr saying "anna nenu guntur nunchi" was picked by Pine.. anna nenu hyderabad nunchi" was picked by ISC.. "anna nenu 10P avvali naaku gyanodayam cheyyi" was picked by GMK. But the all time favorites were "anna nenu rajamundry nunchi".. We were even ready to slit throats if necessary to have a friendly interaction with the flowers. This was when we discovered there were a lot of innovative and creative ideas hidden in each one of us. Thanks to our seniors and jnrs as well with whom we had a really great time at SK and VY. These were the days when we had the maximum fun at bits. Amidst all this there was some political aspirations rising in few of us which were hardly supported by the rest. Anyways who the F cares if your are representing a hostel. what are you gonna do? make sure the toilets are clean? But the scenario was very different with others in the campus. I was amazed to see the exaggerated tense atmosphere created. Lite lo was the motto we used and carried on.
Then came the CDCs. Obviously we performed up to our expectations. Ramu made zeroes .. I made Ds. Pine cleaned profs chambers and made few As. Nmk made C in Consys. Viddu as usual was the black sheep and was accompanied by another one from EEE GMk. Anyways who cared about grades. No one pays the mess dues, hows dad's gonna know anyway.
The 4th year was unusual with the PS coming up and ppl scattered around the city. And to our luck recession hit our fates during placements. Which was disappointing . but hey life must go on. At least poor placements gave each one of us the chance to think abt what actually each one of us want from his career. With slight motivation we moved ahead on our respective chosen paths.
Now when I look back at my past life I cherish each moment of chatting, pulling legs, feasts, play, movies.. I think we were destined to be together. Each one of us individually so different yet alike. Most of us would not admit it but... even after ISC n NMk are in the US .. GMk planning to move.. Nitin being called Buffy a 100 times a day.. Ramu being called the lover boy .. Viddu shouting on ppl for commentin on his Bike. whatever silly may be the reason for the outburst, feeling of something being void, But...
But deep inside each of us knows that if he is in trouble or something happens to him there are people who are there to stand up for him, to stand in front of him, to care for him, to praise him, to fight for him and to cry for him as well.
I know its not the guy thing to tell your friends that you love them for what they are. But I find no fault in expressing this to each on of us the feeling which ties us together though apart. I love you guys. This one as totally dedicated to us. \m/
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