I feel greatly proud to have witnessed the PM speak to the press on camera. Just a bit of trivia for those who are not sure about our PM.
1. Our PM is not Rahul Gandhi.
2. Manmohan Singh can speak.
3. Sonia madam doesnt allow him to speak.
Today was once in a lifetime experience for me to see our PM interact live with the country's elite journalists. But after all the question & answers I felt that it would have been good if he had just kept quite. Even Tushar Kapoor made more sense in Golmaal 3.
I have jotted down a few of responses of our PM which jolted my head and I could not stop myself reacting.
PM : I have never thought of quitting even though there had been so many attacks by opposition and corruption cases by my party & allies. Won't quit halfway.
My fucked up mind : How can you quit? Rahul baba is still 42 and you need to keep the chair till he grows up and claims what is his birth right. And who are you fooling we all know that you do not have the right to quit, only Sonia madam can remove you.
PM : I am not a lame duck PM.
My fucked up mind : did you mean duck or **ck ?
PM : I am ready to appear before any committee, be it JPC.
My fucked up mind : Good to hear that you want to appear somewhere. I thought that you became invisible after the Bihar elections.
PM : I am aware of my responsibility.
My fucked up mind : Hell!! you are. Accept that fact that you were responsible for everything 2G,CWG,Adarsh & Tees Maar Khan(may be not).
PM : I am not as big a culprit as people are saying I am. It is just coalition which has led to the issue.
My fucked up mind : I am afraid tomorrow's newspaper will read : Kasab pleads innocent. Says He was just a part of the coalition with the ISI and was forced to blow shit out of Mumbaikars. I would free him if I were the Judge.
PM : There is not loss in 2G scam. We just gave subsidy to the telecom companies just like we gave subsidy to Kerosene for the poor.
My fucked up mind : Soon after hearing the news 1000 leftists have joined the Naxalites. Can there be a more baseless analogy. This comes from the greatest Economist, Finance minister of all time. Ratan Tata gets subsidy because Ramu kaka was given a 10 Rupee subsidy to prepare his daily meal on a Kerosene stove. Did you utter this because the Rajnikanth jokes were taking over the Sardar jokes?
PM : We have to compromise for coalition otherwise we will have elections every year.
My fucked up mind : An election every month would be a less burden for the common man than a Rs. 5,00,00,00,00,000 (just wanted to see how many 0s are there) scam. you say this as if you have sacrificed half of your property. It is the common man's money which you have just gulped down to secure your government. PS : please ask Sibal to shut up.
PM : Loss of 2g difficult to calculate.
My fucked up mind : God damn it. Just because it is difficult you say that the loss is zero. What a role model you are to the students of India. Whenever you come accross a difficult mathematics problem just write the answer as ZERO. Bravo Bravo..!!
PM : No backroom talks on ISRO-Devas. I had no discussion behind doors.
My fucked up mind : I agree with you on this. Who on earth consults you before taking a decision in UPA.
PM : Major achievements : We have successfully named NREGA as Mahatma Gandhi NREGA.
My fucked up mind : This is a positive sign. I am just waiting for the day when half the population in India will have their last name as Gandhi.
PM: I have a favourite cricket player but cannot reveal.
My fucked up mind : I know it is Sreesanth. You envy him. Sreesanth is someone who you always wanted to become but couldnt. That chap even talks to himself if someone is not around.
My dear PM, you were a total dissappointment. It is time that you buckle up and do something or atleast resign and make way for some who can.
Signed:
Pissed , really really Pissed BPK
