The UPA has government has completed a year ruling the 100 crores of people who have been waiting for the CHANGE. Donno what the change exactly is, but yes we are waiting for it.
One of the greatest achievements of the UPA government that no other government had ever achieved is that there was a full fledged questionnaire/poll which had the lamest questions possible. questions like Does Ramesh likes baigan ka bharta? Which razor does rahul gandhi use for his butter smooth chin. Finally the million dollar question who do you think is the Prime Minister of India.
You get 100 posh stefanian college girls who are total roadies n splitsvilla material and ask them the same question. BehenJi who is India's (country you live in) Prime Minister. 20 of them would be amazed to hear that we even have a PM, another 40 of them would confidently pick one among Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi, Priyanka Gandhi or even Mahatma Gandhi. Then you would get to the 30 slightly intelligent birds of the flock who would make a wild guess that it is APJ Abdul Kalam. The remaining would only be able to tell you that its a Sardar and is a Singh.
Apart from the ultra silent Prime Minister, the congress has a lot other things which irk every nerve in my body. Leading the charts in this field is ever green Mr. Arjun Singh. He thought doing something what B.R Ambedkar did 55 years ago would make him a national hero. Our then beloved Human Resource DESTRUCTION minister of India Mr. Arjun Singh spearheaded the OBC reservation Bill in educational institutions like IIT/IIM?AIMS. With this the total reserved seats for XYZ communities to 51%. Such an idiotic ammemdment was only opposed by few gutsy AIMS doctors and the rest of us ignorant Engineers were happy debugging the string reversal C code. I say give reservation to everyone. Reserve 110% out of 100 and Privatise everything. But I am not fit to be the HRD minister I guess. Coz to be one you have to be an old dumb lad like Arjun Singh.
The next in the list is Mr. S M Krishna who claims that he desrves to live in a 5-star hotel as long as he lives. According to him spending the tax-payers money for the overpriced loo in a 5-star is worth it. I wonder what would a 80 year old man do in a 5-star check out the hot business escorts? Isn't he too late for that fantasy or may be he has taken great insipiration from our dear N. D Tiwari. Whatever it may be, his refusal to Pranab Mukherjee to move out of the acco has really pissed me off.
Shashi Kapoor, sorry Shashi Tharoor. He is the hot hunk of congress. Listening him speak I feel:- Yes this is the man whom I want to represent my country outside. But I guess External Affairs was a bit too much for him given the pressure of the Internal affairs he had to manage with Lalit Modi and ahem ahem Sunanda. Good boy that you moved out of the 5 star after Pranab asked you to. But still those cattle class remarks were totally uncalled for.
VilasRao Deshmukh Aila Marathi. "Mumbai is for only telugu speaking people". May be this comment will give Raj thackerey an opportunity to publicise his party on my blog. Anyways VilasRao Deshmnukh ,commonly known as father of the unsuccessful actor Ritesh Deshmukh. A handful of terrorists created such a ruckus in the city. I wonder what was this man doing than, watching Ritesh's series of flop movies? And if that wasn't enough you had to visit the burnt down Taj with Ram Gopal Varma? Are these guys in a relationship or something?
Talking of Mumbai attacks which compelled to bring in very drastic changes in the system , the funniest was sacking of Shivraj Patil for changing his clothes thrice during tense hours when our Commandos were fighting the terrorist after a bumpy ride in the BEST buses of Mumbai.
Having lived in MP for quite a few years, I want to include Digvijay Singh to the list who deeply condemns the setup of military strategy development institutions. He is strictly opposed to the use of brains to tackle the Maoists. Probably he wants the population of India to reduce due to the killings of Maoists or may be to create employment when each of our brave soldiers die or may be Mamta Banerjee is so inefficiently handling the Railways that he wants the Maoists to force her replace the blown up tracks and trains.
Congress ka bachcha Rahul Gandhi vs Didi Mayawati. Too bad the congress has put its youngest pawn against the heaviest Rook. Mayawati beat congress at their own game by playing the community drift cards. And by the way, does Rahul Gandhi use a lipstick? Leave it then no point discussing further.
Sonia Madam. Why don't you give some power to Rosaihah. What wrong has he done? Please let him take some decisions on his own. Or at least give him the liberty to go to the bathroom without giving you a phone call. He would cherish this freedom for ever.
The only Leader I look up to is P. Chidambaram. He gives me hope that there are still some politicians who would make efforts to make the country better. But why PC why. Why do you fail to tackle the Maoist problem under your party pressure. Get the god damn air support and wipe them off the map. Only then would the Tatas come and invest in those states. It would never happen the other way.
BREAKING NEWS:- Manmohan Singh in his first press conference in four years. Gosh.. he can still speak.
