Vacation.. wt a pleasing english word. And most of the vacations start or end in the same way: A Train Journey. Train, Probably the best and the least boring way to travel a thousand kms.
This is where we meet people who are specimens of the abnormal creation of God forced upon us to share our journey for a day. I have had quite a pissing experiences while travelling alone or with friends.
What is the first thing guyz do when they get on a train ? Go check the chart to check out for any F with age 16-24 anywhere near your berth. But wt can we do about it. GOD is so cruel. why does he do to us. Arent thr any gals left in that age group in India? STOP Female foeticide..STOP Female foeticide..STOP Female foeticide..
So stupid of us to expect hot model like gals travel with us in a 2nd sleeper that too in summer. This is wt we are good at. Optimism. Soon we understand No Luck is better than BAD luck.
Thats when the loud families with shrill voices step into our coupe. The loud aunties make sure that your ears ring for a day after you get down the train. Screaming at their kids. Chinti idhar aao. wahaan mat jao. khaana khao. Its even more pissing when you dont even understand the language. pogadam illa. vonga pottini. Bull shit. You feel like tearing off your shirt and shout loud to the mummies. Either you let the kids play or u shud have used some rubber at the right time.
There are yet another standard irritating passengers. The one's who wont swap berths for their RAC reservation. This raises your temper off the charts. How come some one not take 2 berths in exchange for their one berth. The reason they gave was even more interestting.Uncle: we cant move our luggage? We:We will bring your luggage uncle. Aunty:I cant walk till thr. Imagine they are ready to pack themselves in half a berth and not exchange it for two.
The third type is the most dangerous when you are travelling alone. These are the gurus of life. They are old people who feel pity for us. They enlighten our sorry asses about how to fight life, devote to god or some baba, or wtever which you are not interested in.
Among all this why is not even once does it happen that there is a pretty gal travelling along. If this never happens, then all movies showing such co incidences should be banned for fraud. On behalf of all the guys I ask the gals not to travel in groups. Travel alone on train that too SL class.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Yemi Maya Chesav..! WTF u did?
One fine Saturday... i was happily taking my after noon nap from 2-6. I had become nocturnal. Hardly had to look at the time, as it wasn't necessary. I am not doing anything. Why bother. Can do anything anytime. I was the king of my world.
Buzzzz.....Buzzzzzzz.... Ya that's my phone ringing... Hello
Macha Yem maya chesav cinama Big cinemas ameerpet 7.20 pm 4 stars rating anta...
Roger that will be thr at 7.20.
So finally there I was. :enti ra cinema ela undi anta" "Talk aithe 3.5 4 ani.. chaala rojulu tarvaata oka manchi muvi vachindi ani" ". Dissappointed with Leader, I scaled up my expectations with this movie.
And so it begins. It all starts with an disfigured lipped hero resembling Mr. XYZ from "ullasham ga utsaham ga". Lets ignore his looks. There is a chubby heroine resembling Ms Mallu from "Naa Autograph" with a bear like voice. lets ignore that too.
The movie gives you nothing new in the first half. It is just a classy version of 7/G. With a song every 15 mins which gives you time to relax and take a short nap. Hero Family are tenants at heroine's family. Hero falls for her. Goes to her village for her. Proposes her. She says no Daddy wont agree. They decide to be friends and no more. Their parents get to know of this affair. Verbal Fight. Fix her marriage. Hero goes to Kerala again to stop her marriage. N guess wt before the her could do anything she calls off the wedding herself.
INTERVAL
The seconds half sux even more. The Hero is an asst director. The rest of the movie corrodes your brain. There alternate scenes wit the Heroine liking the hero and again yelling go away I love my daddy more. Finally she flies to USA in exile for 3 years. And there the hero meets her during a movie shooting. through out the movie you keep your fingers crossed expecting some twist, some humour, some action or at least some emotion. But bad luck guys you are in the wrong movie. A total disappointment. A waste of crores of money and 3 hrs of my time.
All in all Guys I ll give it a 2/5 and an extra 0.5 for above average songs.
Producer emi maya chesado kaani reviews enduku positive ga unnayo telidu. Inta cheppaka kuda chuse vaalu chustaru. Mee kharma.
Buzzzz.....Buzzzzzzz.... Ya that's my phone ringing... Hello
Macha Yem maya chesav cinama Big cinemas ameerpet 7.20 pm 4 stars rating anta...
Roger that will be thr at 7.20.
So finally there I was. :enti ra cinema ela undi anta" "Talk aithe 3.5 4 ani.. chaala rojulu tarvaata oka manchi muvi vachindi ani" ". Dissappointed with Leader, I scaled up my expectations with this movie.
And so it begins. It all starts with an disfigured lipped hero resembling Mr. XYZ from "ullasham ga utsaham ga". Lets ignore his looks. There is a chubby heroine resembling Ms Mallu from "Naa Autograph" with a bear like voice. lets ignore that too.
The movie gives you nothing new in the first half. It is just a classy version of 7/G. With a song every 15 mins which gives you time to relax and take a short nap. Hero Family are tenants at heroine's family. Hero falls for her. Goes to her village for her. Proposes her. She says no Daddy wont agree. They decide to be friends and no more. Their parents get to know of this affair. Verbal Fight. Fix her marriage. Hero goes to Kerala again to stop her marriage. N guess wt before the her could do anything she calls off the wedding herself.
INTERVAL
The seconds half sux even more. The Hero is an asst director. The rest of the movie corrodes your brain. There alternate scenes wit the Heroine liking the hero and again yelling go away I love my daddy more. Finally she flies to USA in exile for 3 years. And there the hero meets her during a movie shooting. through out the movie you keep your fingers crossed expecting some twist, some humour, some action or at least some emotion. But bad luck guys you are in the wrong movie. A total disappointment. A waste of crores of money and 3 hrs of my time.
All in all Guys I ll give it a 2/5 and an extra 0.5 for above average songs.
Producer emi maya chesado kaani reviews enduku positive ga unnayo telidu. Inta cheppaka kuda chuse vaalu chustaru. Mee kharma.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Ransom:- Ran by Some
Wow wt a day.. Shiva Ratri...
Mom dint cook any food and only a big water-melon was waiting for me to slaughter it. Then came worse KEDI an awful movie with no humour.. no sentiment.. no punch dialogues.. no glamour.. some action.. n a lot of non-sense. And finally I came home. good to hear MNIK has done well at the BO. And running through today's news wt do one see...
Its all extortion. You do this or else I ll do that. Every news bulletin had the same story. What has become of our democracy and our system. Our country does give the right to speech and there is a judiciary system in place. But I guess people are now choosing the chota Fortcut. yes they are. Ransom. Threats. Vandalizing. Bull Shit.
Who gives Shiv Sena the right to stop screening any movie, ask anyone to give them apology. Who the hell are they to let IPL go on smoothly. I see the day is not far away when the mumbaikars will ask bal thackrey whether they can pee or not. Everybody of the system is happy with all this non sense. the Sena is happy that they are in news. Congress is happy that the movie has been released with less violence. SRK is happy coz the movie has done well. The news channels and media is far more happy that they have got their headlines for more than two weeks. But wt abt the people. who is some xyz thackarey to dictate their terms of freedom? Har state mein sirf ek hi gunda ho sakta hai.. and that's the government. Thats the whole logic of democracy. Then how come such groups and parties are entertained. Imagine 25 percent of police force guarding the cinema halls and you expect the city to be safe.
Is Mumbai the only epicentre of such stupidity? think again. Here comes Sreerama Sena. And as the name suggests they are behaving like monkeys as Lord Rama's vanara sena. Mr. muthalik mulathik..ahh wt ever the name is. His words of wisdom say the youth of INDIA is getting spoiled by western culture and I am here to protect it. He would marry any couple he finds roaming in bangalore on Feb 14th. wt crap. Is he even in a conscious state? It is the 21st century and there has to be moral freedom for all. Let the youth decide wt to do and wt not to. There are laws to prevent social obscenity. Let the police do their job. And if Mr M.. his name is hard to recall. if Mr. M has any issues protest against the police, lodge a complaint. Who gives these guys to behave as a mobile court and beat up ppl. Finally he got a taste of his own methods when he was face painted with ink by some congress youth member.
Coming to apna AP. Political instability from the past 4 months. We have a variety of parties here. An nonreactive Congress. A by stander TDP. A pro Andhra Opportunist party PRP. A pro Telanga opportunist party TRS. Very nice. This post is not about the T issue. But I am really pissed about the bandhs. Tomorrow a bandh. I guess there have been 15 bandhs in the last 2 months in the state. Wt a vacation for the Babus i guess. Half the bandhs by the pro UA and the other by pro T. Wt would they achieve with this? By disrupting public life? This is surely not a non cooperation movement. Coz a NC movement has to be voluntary, but wt do we see here. It is an imposed and forced bandh all over. Give us a state or we ll call a bandh and burn everything. Don't divide the state or else we will call a bandh and burn everything. These are our leaders who represent us in this democracy.. great.
The list doesn't end here. It goes on and on and on. Hockey players give us money or we wont play world cup. AP sports minister reschedule IPL matches in Hyderabad or FC wont play. minority groups we want reservation or else .. The ppl who kidnap ppl and demand Ransom are called criminals and those who threaten our freedom are called leaders. Wahhh....
I know that our system is slow and the judiciary is not so efficient and brisk. But still if we want to change the system we have to be a part of it and no break it. If our nation fails in this aspect then I feel we might not be on the right track of ideals as it was thought it would be 63 years ago.
PS: This is not anti maharashrta, anti Indian Culture, anti media,anti Telangana, anti Andhra. Please dont threaten me if you dont like any part of the post. or if u really want to bring it on.
Mom dint cook any food and only a big water-melon was waiting for me to slaughter it. Then came worse KEDI an awful movie with no humour.. no sentiment.. no punch dialogues.. no glamour.. some action.. n a lot of non-sense. And finally I came home. good to hear MNIK has done well at the BO. And running through today's news wt do one see...
Its all extortion. You do this or else I ll do that. Every news bulletin had the same story. What has become of our democracy and our system. Our country does give the right to speech and there is a judiciary system in place. But I guess people are now choosing the chota Fortcut. yes they are. Ransom. Threats. Vandalizing. Bull Shit.
Who gives Shiv Sena the right to stop screening any movie, ask anyone to give them apology. Who the hell are they to let IPL go on smoothly. I see the day is not far away when the mumbaikars will ask bal thackrey whether they can pee or not. Everybody of the system is happy with all this non sense. the Sena is happy that they are in news. Congress is happy that the movie has been released with less violence. SRK is happy coz the movie has done well. The news channels and media is far more happy that they have got their headlines for more than two weeks. But wt abt the people. who is some xyz thackarey to dictate their terms of freedom? Har state mein sirf ek hi gunda ho sakta hai.. and that's the government. Thats the whole logic of democracy. Then how come such groups and parties are entertained. Imagine 25 percent of police force guarding the cinema halls and you expect the city to be safe.
Is Mumbai the only epicentre of such stupidity? think again. Here comes Sreerama Sena. And as the name suggests they are behaving like monkeys as Lord Rama's vanara sena. Mr. muthalik mulathik..ahh wt ever the name is. His words of wisdom say the youth of INDIA is getting spoiled by western culture and I am here to protect it. He would marry any couple he finds roaming in bangalore on Feb 14th. wt crap. Is he even in a conscious state? It is the 21st century and there has to be moral freedom for all. Let the youth decide wt to do and wt not to. There are laws to prevent social obscenity. Let the police do their job. And if Mr M.. his name is hard to recall. if Mr. M has any issues protest against the police, lodge a complaint. Who gives these guys to behave as a mobile court and beat up ppl. Finally he got a taste of his own methods when he was face painted with ink by some congress youth member.
Coming to apna AP. Political instability from the past 4 months. We have a variety of parties here. An nonreactive Congress. A by stander TDP. A pro Andhra Opportunist party PRP. A pro Telanga opportunist party TRS. Very nice. This post is not about the T issue. But I am really pissed about the bandhs. Tomorrow a bandh. I guess there have been 15 bandhs in the last 2 months in the state. Wt a vacation for the Babus i guess. Half the bandhs by the pro UA and the other by pro T. Wt would they achieve with this? By disrupting public life? This is surely not a non cooperation movement. Coz a NC movement has to be voluntary, but wt do we see here. It is an imposed and forced bandh all over. Give us a state or we ll call a bandh and burn everything. Don't divide the state or else we will call a bandh and burn everything. These are our leaders who represent us in this democracy.. great.
The list doesn't end here. It goes on and on and on. Hockey players give us money or we wont play world cup. AP sports minister reschedule IPL matches in Hyderabad or FC wont play. minority groups we want reservation or else .. The ppl who kidnap ppl and demand Ransom are called criminals and those who threaten our freedom are called leaders. Wahhh....
I know that our system is slow and the judiciary is not so efficient and brisk. But still if we want to change the system we have to be a part of it and no break it. If our nation fails in this aspect then I feel we might not be on the right track of ideals as it was thought it would be 63 years ago.
PS: This is not anti maharashrta, anti Indian Culture, anti media,anti Telangana, anti Andhra. Please dont threaten me if you dont like any part of the post. or if u really want to bring it on.
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